Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
Tell me the story of the scarygothplatypus!
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Ok!
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Once upon a time
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
*sits and listens*
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There was a platypus.. but not an ordinary one. She had a large bottlecap wedged in her beak.
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
Awww
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No no you see, it was a fashion statement. And it had a picture of a skull on it. The platypus was actually quite happy, despite the fact everyone thought she was sad.
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
Awww
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Buut…
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Oh no!
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Everyone was scared of her!
They laughed and called her names
And wouldn’t let her join in any reindeer games
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She didn’t mind though. Because alls she needed was her crazy dog, Sipep.
But then, one day, out of nowhere, there was a tidal wave! Oh no! It was especially strange, since this story is set in Peckum.
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
:O
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All of the platy…pie were washed away
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
Oh noes!
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And they were stranded on a small island!
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Which was covered in vicious communists!
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
:O
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It was called…. um.
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I can’t remember how you spell hawaiai
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
Hawaii
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That’s the one!
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It was there!
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And there were coconut hazards
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Because they could fall down and bonk you on the head
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
:O
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and, as you know, if platypi are hit on the head with a coconut.. they turn into demons of Kel’karash
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
oh noes
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*nods* Well said
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So the scarygothplatypus was walking down on the beach, and a coconut fell down and hit her!
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But! She was protected by her bottlecap!
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And all of the other platypi thought she was very clever
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and they all got one too
Gnotknormal The Reciprocal ~ Delusional Freak says:
Ooo
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But then scaryplat was upset, because she wasnt unique anymore.
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So she chopped one of her legs off with a blunt harpoon
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The End!
The Story of The Scarygothplatypus, By Niall Mahon
http://www.youtube.com/Davoken
